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It’d also make an awesome baby shower or newborn gift, ensuring those parents the laughs that they may desperately need after weeks without sleep.Want more must-read articles, innovative baby products, recall alerts, and parenting tips? Ally Downey Ally Downey is the founder and CEO of wee Spring.What the hell are you supposed to say about yourself in your profile? [pagebreak] OUT-OF-TOWN AND OUT OF TOUCH The scenario: “A guy sent me a message saying that he wanted to meet up for a drink, but when I asked when he was free, he said he was ‘going out of town’ for the next two weeks and that we should schedule something after.” — Andrea, 31 The problem..the solution: If you tell a girl you’re “going out of town,” she’s going to assume you’re busy dating other women.
, like, “a guy told me he was looking for a girlfriend by next year so he’d have someone to split rent with.” Then there was the charmer who told his date about the time he “got wasted, peed and mopped it up with his clothes, and then wore them.” Um, yeah.
Luckily, authors Kelly and David Sopp have some instructions for first-time parents about how to handle your bouncing bundle of joy.
Their book, “Safe Baby Handling Tips” is a hilarious manual that can be really handy for self-admitted nervous (okay, terrified) parents to read in-between every other, slightly more serious, how-to baby book.
Make a list of the qualities and traits you’re looking for in your perfect partner.
It’s just a shame women’s needs change with advancing years, ... Here are her top texting tips for when you are dating.